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It`s still the economy.
And he`s still stupid.

Clinton and Gore,
Gone in four!

Honk if Bill Clinton says you`re rich!

Bumper sticker on Arkansan car:

If you can read this
You`re not from here

Impeach Clinton!
And her husband, too!

A man was driving down a parking lot looking for a place to park. He saw a bumper sticker that read 'Jesus died for you.' After reading that, he said "Great, now if you'd do the same, I'd have a place to park."

Bumper sticker of the year: "If you can read this, thank a teacher-and, since it's in English, thank a soldier !!"

Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people -- many of whom use their stupidity for personal gain. From time to time, though, we hear of those who strive to achieve new levels of stupidity *while* also breaking the law. To these brave men and women -- ooops, "women and men" -- we present the highest possible honor: entry into the "Stupid-Criminal Hall of Shame."
Following are their accounts. .
Kentucky (where else?): Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper off their truck. Scared, they left the scene and drove home. With the chain still attached to the machine. With their bumper still attached to the chain. With their vehicle's license plate still attached to the bumper.
South Carolina: A man walked into a local police station, dropped a bag of cocaine on the counter, more...

>>>***************************************************
>>> Honk if you love Jesus
>>>***************************************************
>>>
>>>
>>>The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a
>>>HONK IF YOU LOVE
>>>JESUS bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back bumper of my
>>>car, and I'm really
>>>glad I did. What an uplifting experience followed!
>>>
>>>I was stopped at the light at a busy intersection, just lost in
thought
>>>about the Lord, and didn't
>>>notice that the light had changed. That bumper sticker really worked!
I
>>>found lots of people
>> >who love Jesus.
>>>
>>>Why, the guy behind me started to honk like crazy. He must REALLY
love
>>>the Lord because
>>>pretty soon, he leaned out his window and yelled, "Jesus Christ!" as
>>>loud as he could. It was
>>>like a football game with him shouting, "GO more...

Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: "Re-elect President Gore in
2000"

Bush happens
Life is like a box of chocolates. Looks like we got a bad one. (Impeach Bush)
Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
Vegetarians taste better
There is absolutely no excuse for the way I'm about to drive
If you're reading this, it's time to MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!
Don't steal. the government hates competition
I'm frum texas. yep, we luv ar bush. he's jest as smrt as we ar
Honk if you like peace and quiet