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A blonde, burnette, and a redhead are being exacuted. The burnette is first, so the cops say "
ready!...aim!"
...and then the burnette yells "
Earthqauke!"
and the cops turn around and she runs. Then the redhead goes next and the cops say "
ready!...aim!..
and the readhead yells "
Tornado!"
and the she runs away. Then the blonde is next and the cops say ready!...aim!...and the blonde yells "
FIRE!"
and you know what happends next.

there was a blonde red head and a burnette they all escaped from prison and the copes came to find them they hid in a cornfield and the officer kicks the red head and says "WOOF" "WOOF" the officer says it is just a stoopid dog goes to the burnette the officer kicks the burnette and the burnette says "MEOW" "MEOW" the officer goes over to the blonde kicks the blond and the blonde saya "potatoes" "potatoes"

A blonde, burnette, and a redhead are stranded on an island and, they predicted that the island was about 20 miles away.So the burnette decides she could do it, so she starts swimming, she swims 5 miles gets tired,10 miles and drowns. The redhead decided if the brunette could make it she could.So she starts swimming, she swims, 10 miles, gets tired,15 miles and drowns.The blonde decided if they could make it then she could, so she starts swimming, she swims 15 miles, 19 miles, gets tired and swims back.

One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden, the burnette stops and says "Awe, look at the poor dead birdy."
The blond looks up and says "Where!?"

One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden, the burnette stops and says "Awe, look at the poor dead birdy." The blond looks up and says "Where!?"