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one day a blonde, a burnette, and a red head were robing a bank.the police were coming so they ran in to a barn and in some sacks.the policeran to the barn and kicked the burnettes bag.the burnette said"woof, woof"The police said "Just a bag of puppies"So they whent to the red heads bag and kicked it.The redhead said "meow, meow"The police said "just a bag of kittens."Finally they got to the blondes bag and kicked it.the blonde said"potatoes, potatoes"

There was a blonde, a burnette, and a redhead.They all entered a hunting contest.The winner won $500.So the redhead went out found some tracks followed the tracks came back with a 250 pound bear.Then the burnette went out found some tracks followed the tracks came back with a 275 pound bear.The blonde had to beat 275 so she went out and found some tracks and followed the tracks came back with a broken leg and arm and no teeth.The judge asked "what happened" the blonde said "I found some tracks followed the tracks and got hit by a train."

A blonde and burnette was walking in the desert. The burnett comes across a magic lamp. When she picks it up a jeenie comes out and says i will give you 3 wishes but whatevre you wish the blonde will get half more than you. Alright replies the burnette.
1. I wish for 1 millin dollars. so the blonde is going to get 2 million who cares.
2. i wish for a nice looking guy. so the blonde wil get two so what!
3. i wish you would take this stick and beat me half to death. lol