Bush Jokes / Recent Jokes

The new Bush-Cheney re-election stamp was recently issued.
Many complaints started pouring into the Postmaster General about letters being returned due to no postage.
Bush asked the Post Office to look into the matter. The Post Office investigated and reported to Bush that apparently the postal patrons were spitting on the wrong side of the stamp!

Europeans speak worse English than I do
That Eiffel Tower would make one mother of an oil well
Austria looks nothing like it looked on "Survivor"
The time difference screws up your nap schedule
British beef not only tasty, it gave me a buzz I haven't felt since college
The Polish people tell some great "Bush is dumb" jokes
In France, you don't have to say, "French fries," you can just say "fries"
Due to the metric system, my ten-gallon hat is a whopping 37.84 liters
The Irish drive on the left side of the road, like I used to
One of these countries is where my dad urped on the king
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President Bush compared Congress' Democratic leaders Thursday to people who ignored the rise of Lenin and Hitler early in the last century.

The Democrats responded that Bush has only two years left in office, but they'll pay more attention and will make sure he doesn't become like those dictators.

He grew bogus
Bush ego grew
Where bugs go
Whose bugger?
"W": he bugs Gore
e.g. bug whores?
Ugh! Sewer bog!
Bugger, who's 'e?
Ogre hugs web
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President George "Dubya" Bush:
Ego upset by greed and hubris
USA President George Bush:
Ass...one stupid bugger here!
Huge, depressing saboteur
The Republican Party:
Try neat, happier club
Buy that pearl, Prince!
Entire rat club happy!
Aren't public therapy
Republicans / Democrats:
Superb morals? Accident!
Cured satanic problems
Products enable racism

"They're not even on the same continent!" said Bush. "Plus, my axis of evil list is already pretty long. But I really do get a kick out of saying'Putin!'"

In an ABC interview last night Sarah Palin struggled with foreign policy questions. In particular, she was unable to describe President Bush's doctrine of pre-emptive strikes against threatening nations. In all fairness, President Bush can't describe President Bush's doctrine of pre-emptive strikes against threatening nations. Palin also admitted she had never met any foreign heads of state. Well, except for one--Arnold Schwarzenegger.

One day Bill Clinton was jogging down the street
with his bodyguard, Bubba. Bill says to Bubba, " I
have to take a piss Bubba!" Bubba replies, " Your
the president sir, you can piss anywhere you want."
So Bill went behind a bush to take a leak. Bubba
decides to take a leak also, so he goes behind the
bush with Bill. Bill looks down at Bubba's dick
and said," Damn Bubba, how did you get such a big
dick?" So Bubba told him that he went home every
night and beat his dick on the bed post.
So Bill said, " Does that really work?"
Bubba pointed to his dick and said,"Here is the
proof sir!"
So bill went home late that night, walked into
his bedroom and found Hillery asleep so he left the
lights off. He got undressed, went to the bed post
and started beating his dick on it.
Hillery woke up and said," Is that you Bubba?"