Cannibal Jokes / Recent Jokes
A ghost joke
How did the ghost song and dance act make a living?
By appearing in television spooktaculars!
A ghost joke
What is a drunkards last drink?
His bier!
A cannibal joke
What did a cannibal’s parents say when she brought her boyfriend home?
”Lovely, dear, he looks good enough to eat!
A cannibal joke
What happened to the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride!
A ghost joke
What did the baby ghost eat for dinner?
A boo-loney sandwich!
A cannibal joke
What is a cannibal’s favourite food?
Baked beings!
A cannibal joke
What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?
Vitamin bills!
A ghost joke
How do undertakers speak?
Gravely!
A vampire joke
What do vampires think of blood transfusions?
Newfangled rubbish!
A ghost joke
What did the polite ghost say to her son?
Don’t spook until your spooken to!
A ghost joke
What do ghosts eat for dinner?
Ghoulash!
A cannibal joke
What happened if you upset a cannibal?
You get into hot water!
A cannibal joke
Why don’t cannibals like to eat Carl Lewis?
He gives them runs!
A ghost joke
What do ghouls do when they’re in hospital?
They talk about their apparitions!
A cannibal joke
What happened when the cannibal got a religion?
He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
A cannibal joke
What do you call a massive witch doctor?
Mumbo jumbo!
A vampire joke
Why did the vampire give up acting?
He couldn’t get his teeth into the part!
A skeleton joke
What do you call a skeleton who won’t get up in the mornings?
Lazy bones!
A werewolf joke
Why are werewolvse thought of as quick witted?
Because they always give snappy answers!
A witch joke
How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one?
By her suntan!
A werewolf joke
What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
Two cannibals were having lunch. Your girlfriend makes a great soup, said one to the other. Yes! agreed the first. But, Um going to miss her terribly.
Two hungry cannibals are walking through the forest when they see a man who had recently passed away.
One cannibal says, "Look at this! You start at the feet and I'll start at the head and we'll meet in the middle."
So the two cannibals start eating.
After a half an hour one stops eating, looks up, and says, "I don't know about you, but this is great! How are you doing?"
The other cannibal answers, "This is great! I'm havin' a ball!"
The other cannibal says, "Hey, no fair! You're eating too fast!"
Two hungry cannibals are walking through the forest when they see a man
who had recently passed away. One cannibal says, "
Look at this! You start
at the feet and I'll start at the head and we'll meet in the middle."
So
the two cannibals start eating. After a half an hour one stops eating,
looks up and says, "
I don't know about you, but this is great! How are you
doing?"
The other cannibal answers, "
This is great! I'm havin' a ball!"
The other cannibal says, "
Hey, slow down, you're eating too fast!"
An airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa had a malfunction, and went down. A few weeks later, the Pepsi Company sent a rescue plane. They searched the area and found a tribe of cannibals. They walked up to the Chief of the tribe and asked him if he knew anything about the crash. The Chief said, "You betcha!" When asked where the crew was, the Chief replied, "We ate the crew, and we drank the Pepsi." The Rescue crew were shocked. One man asked, "Did you eat their legs?" The chief replied, "We ate their legs, and we drank the Pepsi." Another rescuer asked, "Did you eat their arms?" The Chief replied, "We ate their arms, and we drank the Pepsi." After looking totally perplexed for a minute, a third asked, "Did you...you know...eat, their...'things'?" The chief says, "No." "No?" asked the rescuer. "No," replied the Chief, "THINGS go better with Coke."