Cannibal Jokes / Recent Jokes
Cannibal: Mom, mom, Ive been eating a missionary and I feel sick! Mom: Well, you know what they say - you cant keep a good man down!
A ghost joke
What do ghosts have in the seats of their cars?
Sheet belts!
A ghost joke
What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
Any old girl he can dig up!
A cannibal joke
Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation?
He said ”So that I can feed my lads with m’lasses!
A cannibal joke
Why would the cannibal only eat babies?
He was on a diet!
A ghost joke
Where do ghosts go on holiday?
The Ghosta Brava!
A vampire joke
Why wouldn’t the vampire eat his soup?
It clotted!
A skeleton joke
Why did the skeleton run up a tree?
Because a dog was after his bones!
When a plane caught fire over the jungle the pilot ejected and landed in a cannibals pot. The cannibal turned to his friend and said, Whats this flier doing in my soup?
Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other, I dont like your friend. The other one replied, Well put her to one side and just eat the greens.
Why didnt the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!
A Halloween joke
What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?
The cat are her!
A ghost joke
How do ghosts keep fit?
By regular exorcise!
A cannibal joke
What did the cannibal make of her new friend?
A hotpot!
A ghost joke
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
A cannibal joke
Why did the cannibal have a hangover?
He went to a party and got stewed!
A ghost joke
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
A vampire joke
Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?
He wanted something to get his teeth into!