Cannibal Jokes / Recent Jokes
What do cannibal say when they say grace? We thank you, Lord, for our daily dead!
A cannibal joke
What do pygmy cannibals eat for breakfast?
Weedie Bix!
A ghost joke
Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?
Because their daddies were mummies!
A cannibal joke
What happened when the cannibal crossed the Atlantic on the QE2?
He told the waiter to take the menu away and bring him the passenger list!
A ghost joke
Where do ghosts live?
In dread-sitters!
A ghost joke
How do you know if your being haunted by a parrot?
He keeps going “ooo’s a pretty boy then”!
A vampire joke
What did the vampire say to the wolfman?
You look like your going to the dogs!
A vampire joke
What’s the difference between a vampire and a biscuit?
You don’t know?
Well don’t try dunking a vampire in your tea!
Last Wish
Three hunters, Chuck, Thomas and Abe, are on safari. Unfortunately they are captured by cannibals, who start getting the cooking pots ready. The cannibal chief tells them they can each have one last wish.
"What`s your last request?" he asks Chuck, an American.
"I`d like a steak," he replies.
So the cannibals kill a zebra and serve Chuck with his steak.
"What do you want?" the cannibal chief asks Thomas, a Londoner.
"I`d like to smoke my cigar," which they let him do.
Then the chief asks Abe, an Israeli, "What`s your last wish?"
"I want you to kick my bum."
"Be serious," says the chief.
"Please do it - you promised," says Abe.
"OK," says the chief and delivers the requested kick. Abe then pulls out a gun, shoots the chief and a few other cannibals while the rest run away.
Chuck and Thomas are furious.
"Why didn`t you more...
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?
A: "Does this taste funny to you?"
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown? A: "Does this taste funny to you?"
A vampire joke
What’s a vampire’s favourite animal?
A giraffe!
A cannibal joke
What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?
Meals on wheels!
A vampire joke
Why is Hollywood full of vampires?
They need someone to play the bit parts!
A cannibal joke
What do cannibal say when they say grace?
”We thank you, Lord, for our daily dead!
” A vampire joke
What happened at the vampires reunion?
All the blood relations went!
A cannibal joke
What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?
”Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!
” A vampire joke
What did the vampire say to the doctor who cured his memory loss?
Fangs for the memories!
Astronomers say a massive cannibal star is currently devouring a planet many light years away. After it's done, the scientists expect it to say, "Tastes like chicken".