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Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It's a new pill consisting of 50 per cent glue and 50 per cent aspirin. Igor: But what's it for? Dr Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.

Theorem: 1$ = 10 cent
Proof:
We know that $1 = 100 cents
Divide both sides by 100
$ 1/100 = 100/100 cents
=> $ 1/100 = 1 cent
Take square root both side
=> squr($1/100) = squr (1 cent)
=> $ 1/10 = 1 cent
Multiply both side by 10
=> $1 = 10 cent

Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by 100$ 1/100 = 100/100 cents=> $ 1/100 = 1 centTake square root both side=> squr($1/100) = squr (1 cent)=> $ 1/10 = 1 cent Multiply both side by 10=> $1 = 10 cent

Did you hear that they have removed Al Gore`s name from consideration for the University of Alabama Head Coaching job? He can`t win in Tennessee, either!
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.
Al Gore`s Biography: "Bad Timing: A Presidential Obsession"
Gore, Nader, and Bush went on a boat trip. During their trip, the boat began to sink. As there were three of them, and only one life vest, they decided to vote on who would get it. They passed a hat around, then counted the ballots. Bush got one vote. Nader got one vote. Gore got seven votes.
"What`s the difference between Al Gore and a puppy? After three weeks, a puppy opens its eyes and stops whining."
"Why hasn`t Bush commented on the rulings? He said he didn`t think the judges were ready because he saw them in their robes this morning."
"What`s the difference between Al Gore`s inauguration and more...

It is said that a team researching the sexual habits of city-dwellers interviewed a cross-section of Mumbai's business community. Among the questions posed to them one was:' What do you do immediately after you have had sex?'
The answers were very revealing. Ten per cent replied that they simply went to sleep. Another ten per cent replied that they washed themselves and took some nourishment - a glass of fruit juice, aerated water or a sandwich. The remaining eighty per cent, after much cajoling, replied:' Then we go home.'

Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? Its a new pill consisting of 50 per cent glue and 50 per cent aspirin. Igor: But whats it for? Dr Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.

Two Irish friends
greeted each
other while waiting their turn at the bank window. "This
reminds me of
Finnegan," remarked one.
"What about Finnegan?" inquired the
other.
"'Tis a story that Finnegan died, and when he greeted St.
Peter, he
said:' It's a fine job you've had here for a long
time.'' Well,
Finnegan,' said St. Peter,' here we count a million
years as a minute
and a million dollars as a cent.'' Ah!' said
Finnegan,' I'm needing
cash. Lend me a cent.'' Sure,' said St.
Peter,' just wait a
minute.'"