Chelsea Jokes / Recent Jokes

While the Clintons were still in the Governor's Mansion in Arkansas, one night Chelsea came in to the bedroom and said, "Mommy, tell me a story please!"
Hillary said, "It's 3:00 am, honey, can't you just go to bed?"
Chelsea answered, "I tried, Mommy, but I can't sleep... please tell me a story."
Hillary thought for a moment and said, "OK, honey, I'll tell you what... You just jump up here in bed with me, and when your daddy finally gets home, we'll BOTH get to hear a story!"

One Sunday morning, Chelsea burst into the living quarters at the White house and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the greatest hunk in Washington. He lives in Georgetown and his name is Matt."
After dinner, the President took Chelsea aside. "Honey, I have to talk with you. Your Mother and I have been married a long time. She's a wonderful wife but she's never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I have fooled around with other women a lot. Matt is actually your half-brother, and I'm afraid you can't marry him."
Chelsea was heartbroken, but after eight months she eventually started dating again. A year later she came home and very proudly announced, "Robert asked me to marry him! We're getting married in June."
Again her father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. "Robert is your half-brother too, Honey. I'm awfully sorry about this." Chelsea was furious! She more...

Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can't keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them.

One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was very furious and said, "Chelsea is very upset because she thinks she has the ugliest room in the entire White House; I want something done about it immediately!"Yes Sir, Mr. President," the interior decorator replies."I'll take those mirrors out right away!"

Difference between soccer players can be seen in a cornerkick rebound:chelsea player-force the shot,barcelona player-dribble past two players and take the shot,manchester united player-fake the shot and pass to a better positioned player,arsenal player-fake the shot and dribble past two players then pass to your own goalkeeper...

Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton are on Air Force One.
Bill says to Hillary, "I could make a lot of people very happy if I threw 1 million $1 bills out of this plane."
Hillary says, "Oh yeah, well I could make even more people happy if I threw 1 million $5 bills out of this plane."
Chelsea says, "I could make the whole world happy if I threw you both out of this plane!"

Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton are on Air Force One.Bill says to Hillary, "I could make a lot of people very happy if I threw 1 million $1 bills out of this plane."Hillary says, "Oh yeah, well I could make even more people happy if I threw 1 million $5 bills out of this plane."Chelsea says, "I could make the whole world happy if I threw you both out of this plane!"