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The following are items found overseas in which people have made inappropriate use of English words for various products, and bizarre menu items in restaurants.
Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce - China
Indonesian Nazi Goreng - Hong Kong
Muscles Of Marines/Lobster Thermos - Cairo
French fried ships - Cairo
Garlic Coffee - Europe
Sole Bonne Femme (Fish Landlady style) - Europe
Boiled Frogfish - Europe
Sweat from the trolley - Europe
Dreaded veal cutlet with potatoes in cream - China
Rainbow Trout, Fillet Streak, Popotoes, Chocolate Mouse - Hong Kong
Roasted duck let loose - Poland
Beef rashers beaten up in the country peoples fashion - Poland
Fried friendship - Nepal
Strawberry crap - Japan
Pork with fresh garbage - Vietnam
Toes with butter and jam - Bali
French Creeps - L. A.
Fried fishermen - Japan
Teppan Yaki - Before Your Cooked Right Eyes - Japan
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The following are items found overseas in which people have made inappropriate use of English words for various products, and bizarre menu items in restaurants:
Beef rashers beaten up in the country peoples fashion - Poland
Boiled Frogfish - Europe
Buttered saucepans and fried hormones - Japan
Cock in wine/Lioness cutlet - Cairo
Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce - China
Dreaded veal cutlet with potatoes in cream - China
French Creeps - L. A.
French fried ships - Cairo
Fried fishermen - Japan
Fried friendship - Nepal
Garlic Coffee - Europe
Goose Barnacles - Spain
Indonesian Nazi Goreng - Hong Kong
Muscles Of Marines/Lobster Thermos - Cairo
Pork with fresh garbage - Vietnam
Prawn cock and tail - Cairo
Rainbow Trout, Fillet Streak, Popotoes, Chocolate Mouse - Hong Kong
Roasted duck let loose - Poland
Sole Bonne Femme (Fish Landlady style) - Europe
Strawberry crap - more...
...china's state run news agency, usually tight -lipped about such matters and amid concerns about safety at the Olympics, has revised its statistics regarding the recent earthquake...China now says that no one died in the quake, but that 34,867 citizens died in a single bus rollover accident.
According to a report, 10% of adults in China have diabetes. The other 90% have American jobs.
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid, ” asked Al, “are there any Jews in China? ”
“I don’t know, ” Sid replied. “Why don’t we ask the waiter? ”
When the waiter came by, Al asked him, “Are there any Chinese Jews? ”
“I don’t know sir, let me ask, ” the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen. He returned in a few minutes and said, “No, sir. No, Chinese Jews. ”
“Are you sure? ” Al asked.
“I will check again, sir, ” the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen. While he was still gone, Sid said, “I cannot believe there are no Jews in China. Our people are scattered everywhere. ”
When the waiter returned he said, “Sir, no Chinese Jews. ”
“Are you really sure? ” Al asked again.
“I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews. ”
“Sir, I ask everyone, ” the waiter replied exasperated. “We have Orange Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Grape Jews, but we have no more...
Four delegates from China, Russia, the United States and Malaysia attended the United Nations' Meeting. All the nations were discussing about space exploration by the year 2000. Here are some of the conversations: China Delegate:' By the year 2000, China will start their moon exploration project.' Russian Delegate:' We too, we are going to explore the moon. This time we will see to it that our cosmonauts will step on the moon.' Bill Clinton:' We the United States will also explore the moon for second time.' Malaysian Delegate:' By the year 2000, Malaysia will explore the sun.' There was a long silence, Bill Clinton stood up and asked the Malaysia Delegate:' Isn't it too hot to explore the sun?' Malaysian Delegate (smiling):' I had this thought out already. We will do it in the evening.'
Q: Did you hear about the new American Express Card they are issuing in Red China?
A: You never leave home.