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If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time, which one
gets to the ground first?
Answer: The brunette... the blonde has to stop and ask for directions!

If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time, which onegets to the ground first? Answer: The brunette... the blonde has to stop and ask for directions!

THE ADVENTURE BEGINS:
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head
to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem." The owner
comes over and asks if he can help them.
Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat
cage up dere,"says Gerry.
The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Paddy and
Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to
drive to the top of the Connor Pass.
At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000' foot
drop and says "Dis looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out
of the bag, puts them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff.
Paddy watches as Gerry falls all the way to the bottom,
killing himself stone dead.
Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy
shakes his head and says "Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n
dangerous for me!"
THERE'S MORE
Moment's later, Seamus arrives up at more...

there are three men. 1 finds out that there is a cliff that when you jump off you turn into the thing you shout. that man tells the others about it. they go to the cliff and the first one jumps off and shouts Sparrow; he turns into a sparrow the second man jumps off and says Hawk he turns into a hawk. the third man jogs and trips over a rock as he is about to jump off it and says, "Oh, Crap!!!" and he turns into poop.

A French guy, an American guy and a Cuban guy are standing on a cliff. The French guy throws a case of fine wine off the cliff. ''Why did you do that?''asked the other men. ''We have plenty of fine wine in France,'' said the man. Next, the Cuban guy throws a box of fine cigars off the cliff. ''Why did you do that?'' asked the other men. ''We have plenty of cigars in Cuba,'' said the Cuban man. Finally, the American man pickes up the Cuban man and throw' him off the cliff. ''What did you do that for?'' asked the French man. ''We have plenty of Cubans in America,'' answered the American man.

One day a Canadian an Indian and an American went to a cliff.
The American says "Lets each throw something over the cliff
that we have too much of in our countries."
The American throws $100. The other two say "What'd ya do that
for? The American replies "Money we've got plenty of it in the US.
The Indian pulls out a bag of weed and throws it over. The other
two say "What'd ya do that for? The Indian relpies "Drugs, we've got
it too much in India."
The Canadian throws the Indian over the cliff. The American says
"That was kinda cold, what was that for?" The Canadian replies:
We've too much of that in our country.

Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parrots lined up on his arms.
After a couple of minutes, they both leap off the cliff and fall to the ground.
Laying next to each other in intensive care at the hospital, one moron says to the other, "I don't think much of this budgie jumping."
The other moron replies, "Yeah, I'm not too keen on this paragliding either."