Cliff Jokes / Recent Jokes
If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first?Who cares?
A Man Is Walking On A Deserted Road, And Almost Falls Down A Cliff That Appears Before Him Without Warning. He Storms Angrily
To The Government Office And Demands To Know Why A Sign Was'nt Put Up To Warn People About The Cliff. The Sleepy-Looking
Employee, Behind The Desk Replied,"Oh! We Put Up A Sign, Put Since No One Has Fallen Down The Cliff For 3 Years, We Removed
It!".
Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parrots lined up on his arms.
After a couple of minutes, they both leap off the cliff and fall to the ground.
Laying next to each other in intensive care at the hospital, one moron says to the other, "I don't think much of this budgie jumping."
The other moron replies, "Yeah, I'm not too keen on this paragliding either."
Why shouldn't you drive off a cliff in a mini with three violas in it? You could fit in at least one more.
Juan,carlos,and antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. who wins? Society.
A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head. Both of them were sitting there having a good time and then the news turned on.
The woman reporter shouted out “This just in! A man is at the edge of a cliff attempting to jump! ”. Then the red-head leans over to the blonde and whispers, “I bet you $50 that the man’s gonna jump! ” The blonde responds back “That’s a bet you have there! ”.
So, both of the woman stared at the news waiting to know whats gonna happen. Then, the man jumps! The blonde turns around to the red-head and hands her the $50. The red-head feeling guilty said “I cant take that there money. I saw the news earlier this mornin’, i knew he was gonna jump off that there cliff. ”
And the blonde says “Well, i did too! But i never would have thought that the man would do it again! ”