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An old Indian lined up all of his 10 little Indian sons and stood in front of them. He then asked, "Who push port-a-potty over cliff?"Nobody answered him. He then asked again, "Who push port-a-potty over cliff?"Again nobody answered. The old Indian said, "I tell story of Georgie and Georgie father. Georgie chop down cherry tree. Georgie tell truth, Big Georgie no punish." So the Indian asked again,"Who push port-a-potty over cliff?"To which the littlest Indian replied, "I push port-a-potty over cliff."The old Indian then shakes and spanks him, for his punishment. When he is done, the little Indian asks, "Georgie tell truth, Georgie no get punish. I tell truth, I get punished. Why you punish, father?"The old Indian replied, "Big Georgie not in cherry tree when it got chopped down!!!"

Once their was a priest. This priest bought a horse and decided to train it himself. He trained the horse to go when he said "
thank the lord"
and to stop when he said "
amen."
One day, while riding his horse, the priest decided to gallop. He was galloping along when he noticed a cliff at the end of the trail. Completely forgetting how he had trained the hors, the priest started yelling, "
whoa"
, "
hoah you stupid horse!"
and "
STOP! SLOW DOWN!"
Around five feet before the cliff, the priest decided to say a prayer. At the end of his prayer he said "
Amen"
. The horse stopped three feet from the edge. Then, the priest took out his handkerchief, wiped his forehead, and said "
thank the lord."

Three men died and were taken by God to the top of a cliff. God said to them that since they had been such great outstanding citizens of earth that they would be given one chance to become anything that they desired.

The first man ran to the edge of the cliff, jumped into the air and shouted, "I want to be an eagle." Instantly he was changed into an eagle and soared off into the sunset.

The second man ran to the edge of the cliff, jumped into the air and shouted, "I want to be an owl." Instantly he was changed into an owl and soared off into the sunset.

The third man ran towards the edge of the cliff, tripped on a rock, and shouted, "Oh shit. .."

A man and a woman made passionate love in the back seat of his car, in the process they managed to throw all of the clothes out the window and down a steep cliff. After the sex the woman asked for a pack of cigarettes, the guy said but Im naked and all of my clothes are at the bottom of the cliff. She convinced the man to get the cigarettes, and to act like a statue when some comes near him.
So the man got two packs of cigarettes when a car of three nuns pulled up. He freeze like a statue like the woman said. The first nun came up to the man and pulled on his penis until he dropped a pack of cigarettes then said oh! a cigarette dispenser. Then the second nun comes up to the man and pulled on his penis which made him drop the second pack of cigarettes the nun said oh! a cigarette dispenser. The last nun came up to the man and pulled on his penis, and pulled, and pulled then she said oh! a soap dispenser.

Two elephants jumped off a cliff....... BOOM BOOM!

An old Indian lined up all of his 10 little Indian sons and stood in front of them.
He then asked, “Who push port-a-potty over cliff? ”
Nobody answered him.
He then asked again, “Who push port-a-potty over cliff? ”
Again nobody answered.
The old Indian said, “I tell story of Georgie and Georgie father. Georgie chop down cherry tree. Georgie tell truth, Big Georgie no punish. ” So the Indian asked again,
“Who push port-a-potty over cliff? ”
To which the littlest Indian replied, “I push port-a-potty over cliff. ”
The old Indian then shakes and spanks him, for his punishment. When he is done, the little Indian asks, “Georgie tell truth, Georgie no get punish. I tell truth, I get punished. Why you punish, father? ”
The old Indian replied, “Big Georgie not in cherry tree when it got chopped down!!! ”

One day there were three drunck teenagers. All of them were girls. As they were driving home the driver swerved of the road and over a cliff. When they hit the bottom of the cliff the car exploded.
When they were in heaven they found out that there was only one rule, do not step on a duck.
A few hours later the first woman steped on a duck. She then got chained to the most ugliest man ever. A couple days went by when the second woman steped on a duck and got chaned to the 2nd ugliest man ever.
So years went by and the third woman still did not step on a duck. She was shoping when all of the suddin a hansom man appered next to her. In aw she said "
what i did not step on a duck."
Then the man replied "
but I did."