Commandment Jokes / Recent Jokes

NEWS FLASH - GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!

During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God, Moses, and Saint Peter concluded that the behavior of Ex-President Clinton has brought about the need for an eleventh commandment.

They worked long and hard in a brain-storming session to try to settle on the wording of the new commandment, because they realized that it should have the same style, majesty and dignity as the original ten. They began their brain-storming and came up with the 11th.

After many revisions, they finally agreed that the eleventh commandment should be:

"Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff."

During a heavenly staff meeting, God, Moses and Saint Peter concurred that the behavior of former President Clinton brought about the necessity for an eleventh commandment.
They brainstormed for hours and hours, trying to settle on the wording of the new commandment, realizing it must display the same dignity as the other ten.
After numerous revisions, they finally agreed that the eleventh commandment should be:
"Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff."

The eleventh commandment was "Thou Shalt Compute" or "Thou Shalt Not Compute" - I forget which.

During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God, Moses, and Saint Peter
concluded that the behavior of President Clinton and Rep. Condit had
brought about the need for an eleventh commandment.
They worked long and hard in a brain storming

Commandment 1.
Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
Commandment 2.
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
Commandment 3.
Marriage is grand - and divorce is at least 100 grand!
Commandment 4.
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Commandment 5.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.
Commandment 6.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Commandment 7.
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish talking.
Commandment more...

We have all heard of the ten commandments.
Well recently a new eleventh commandment was made. Just for President Clinton.
"Thou shalt not put thy rod in thy staff."

We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was made. Just for President Clinton."Thou shalt not put thy rod in thy staff."