Condom Jokes / Recent Jokes
What if condoms had corporate sponsors?
Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
Flinstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.
Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but ph balanced for a woman.
Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.
Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey -- you never know.
California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
EverReady Condoms: Keeps going and going. ..
KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.
Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
Campbell's Soup Condoms: Mm, mm more...
Why did the condom cross the road? Because it was pissed off.
A head nun gathers the 100 nuns in a convent to a meeting. She looks at them and says "We found a condom in one of our rooms."
99 nuns gasp and one says "he he he"
The head nun says "The condom was used"
99 nuns gasp and one says "he he he"
The head nun says "The condom broke"
1 nun gasps, 99 nuns say "he he he"
There were 101 nuns in a convent, Mother Superior and 100 Sisters. One sunday, all of the nuns were kept in after praying. Mother Superior stood before them and announced that there had been a MAN in the convent last night.
99 Nuns went "
Oh no!"
1 Nun went "
Tee Hee Hee!"
Mother Superior then went on say that a condom had been found in the corridor.
99 Nuns went "
Oh NO!!"
1 Nun went "
Tee Hee Hee!!"
Then, with a smug smirk upon her face, Mother Superior said: "
There was a hole in the condom."
1 Nun went "
OH NO!!!"
99 Nuns went "
Tee Hee Hee!!!"
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom out of his pocket, and asks the pharmacist howmuch it would cost to repair the condom. The pharmacist replied that including replacing the band and spotwelding the holes, it would cost 26 pence, but that for 29 pence, hecould sell the private a new one. The private said, "Aye, that is a weighty decision, I shall be back intwo hours with an answer." Two hours later, The Scotsman returns and says:"The regiment has voted to replace."
Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day only catch him sitting on the side of his bed sliding on a condom. Johnny's father, in attempt to hide his full erection with a condom on it, bent over as if to look under the bed.
Little Johnny asked curiously "What ya doin dad?"
His father quickly replied, "I thought I saw a rat go underneath the bed, to which Little Johnny replied "What ya gonna do, fuck him?"
Nike condoms
Just do it.
Toyota condoms
Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi condoms
You got the right one, baby.
Pringles condoms
Once you pop, you can't stop.
Mentos condoms
The freshmaker.
Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack
Ten million strong and growing.
Secret condoms
Strong enough for a man, but Ph balanced for a woman.
MacIntosh condoms
It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
Ford condoms
The best never rest.
Chevy condoms
Like a rock.
Dial condoms
Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
New York Lotto condoms
Cause hey - you never know.
California Lotto condoms
Who's next?
Avis condoms
Trying harder than ever.
KFC condoms
Finger-Licking Good.
Coca Cola condoms
Always a Real Thing.
Lays condoms
Betcha can't have just one.
Cambells Soup condoms
Mm, mm, good.
The Carl's Jr. Condom
If it doesn't get all over the place, more...