Conservative Jokes / Recent Jokes
Adding to his woes, it seems Fox News Commentator Glenn Beck lost even more adverstisers. Apparently the White Citizens Council, American Nazi Party, KKK, and the National Man Boy Love Association don't want their reputations damaged.
NEW YORK - Ford Motor Co. pulled ads from gay-themed publications in the face of a boycott by the conservative American Family Association, according to reports. In response, gay and lesbian advocacy groups critizied the company for agreeing to cave in to pressure from the religious right. Until the matter is resolved, only subscibers to The Weekly Standard and The American Spectator will be able to take a look at the new model hybrid Ford "Flamer".
Q: How many procrastinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One--but he has to wait until the light is better.
Q: How many editors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but first they have to rewire the entire building.
Q: How many editors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two--one to change the bulb and one to issue a rejection slip to the old bulb.
Q: How many managing editors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: You were supposed to have changed that lightbulb last week!
Q: How many Conservative economists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. The invisible hand does it.
Q: How many Conservative economists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. "There is no need to change the lightbulb. All the conditions for illumination are in place. Recent surveys show growing confidence in the lightbulb lighting up again."
Q: How many more...
Sadly, one kid did not receive a treat--he was dressed as Glenn Beck.
A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time.
I don't care what Rush Limbaugh says, I don't want Jimmy Fallon to fail!
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who has never learned to walk. - Franklin D. Roosevelt