Missouri Jokes

This wonderful bit of followup on the news courtesy of Durham Herald-Sun
columnist Carl Daniels-Kinney:
I'm sure many of you are aware that about two weeks ago, the US Supreme
Court ruled that the state of Missouri cannot discriminate against the Ku
Klux Klan when it comes to groups that want to participate in the
adopt-a-highway program. Of course, while the name of the Klan is
aesthetically disgusting, we'd all agree that this decision is a victory
for free speech and equal protection under the law, right?
Well, the DOT in Missouri has gotten their revenge, and boy is it sweet.
Sure, they can't remove the KKK's adopt-the-highway sign, but few would
dispute the state's ability to name the highway itself.
The KKK is now cleaning up a stretch of the newly-christened Rosa Parks
Freeway.

This week Australia legalized the cloning of human embryos for stem cell research that lifted a four-year-old ban on the procedure. The legislation passed in the House, even though the Conservative Prime Minister and other major party leaders voted against it. Conservative opponents in the US said the bill promoted unproven science that did not respect the human rights of the unborn.

Excuse me...did you say respect?
Rush Limbaugh could not be reached for comment.

Rush Limbaugh will not be prosecuted for having someone else's prescription of Viagra at an airport. Limbaugh's lawyer, however, said that Rush actually had hoped for the stiffest sentence possible.

The Minnesota Vikings have a very unique way of celebrating victories.
It's always a nice Chianti and Favre beans.

Plaxico convicted on weapons charges
Michael Vick convicted on dog fighting charges
PacMan convicted on felony assault
- - -the NFL states Rush Limbaugh isn't someone they want to be associated with (?!?!?!?!? )..... meanwhile Charlie Manson and Phil Spector are interested buyers
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