Missouri Jokes / Recent Jokes
The Minnesota Vikings have a very unique way of celebrating victories.
It's always a nice Chianti and Favre beans.
If health care does pass, the good news for Rush is oxycontin is much cheaper in Canada.
On a recent vacation, I came upon the following news item in
the March 15 Blue Springs, Missouri, Examiner:
PICK 3
ST. LOUIS-The winning numbers drawn Tuesday night in the daily
Missouri Lottery Pick 3 game were 9-9-9.
A winning $1 ticket with the numbers in the correct order paid $500; a
winning $1 ticket with the numbers in any order paid $160.
Rush Limbaugh will not be prosecuted for having someone else's prescription of Viagra at an airport. Limbaugh's lawyer, however, said that Rush actually had hoped for the stiffest sentence possible.
Plaxico convicted on weapons charges
Michael Vick convicted on dog fighting charges
PacMan convicted on felony assault
- - -the NFL states Rush Limbaugh isn't someone they want to be associated with (?!?!?!?!? )..... meanwhile Charlie Manson and Phil Spector are interested buyers
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After accusing Michael J. Fox of exaggerating the effects of Parkinson's disease, Rush Limbaugh finally apologized. Then he added, "But Muhammed Ali is totally faking his blackness!"
A Missouri family is building a home inside a cave. "It's so easy!", they said, "Even Gieco could do it!"