Missouri Jokes / Recent Jokes

This wonderful bit of followup on the news courtesy of Durham Herald-Sun
columnist Carl Daniels-Kinney:
I'm sure many of you are aware that about two weeks ago, the US Supreme
Court ruled that the state of Missouri cannot discriminate against the Ku
Klux Klan when it comes to groups that want to participate in the
adopt-a-highway program. Of course, while the name of the Klan is
aesthetically disgusting, we'd all agree that this decision is a victory
for free speech and equal protection under the law, right?
Well, the DOT in Missouri has gotten their revenge, and boy is it sweet.
Sure, they can't remove the KKK's adopt-the-highway sign, but few would
dispute the state's ability to name the highway itself.
The KKK is now cleaning up a stretch of the newly-christened Rosa Parks
Freeway.

Dumb Missouri laws and humor, relating to many aspects of the state, its weather, and its people.

Missouri Crazy Law It is not illegal to speed. (Repealed)

Buckner

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?
To show the opossum it could be done.

Rush Limbaugh is in talks to purchase the Rams, because Limbaugh has plenty of experience showing blind allegiance to a failed franchise. Actually, Limbaugh is buying the Rams because the St. Louis arch reminds him of McDonald's.

This week Australia legalized the cloning of human embryos for stem cell research that lifted a four-year-old ban on the procedure. The legislation passed in the House, even though the Conservative Prime Minister and other major party leaders voted against it. Conservative opponents in the US said the bill promoted unproven science that did not respect the human rights of the unborn.

Excuse me...did you say respect?
Rush Limbaugh could not be reached for comment.