Court Room Jokes / Recent Jokes

Convicted Enron exec Jeff Skilling said that in 2004, he considered suicide. When told whose call she took that fateful day, the 911 operator who talked Skilling out of taking his life immediately took her own.

As the trial for vice-presidential adviser Scooter Libby gets under way, the defendant claims that he’s a scapegoat for the actions of Karl Rove. Rove denied the allegations, and then released the names of all the jurors.

A U.S Marine drill instructor accused of abusing recruits could face a sentence of nearly 270 years in prison if he's convicted on all 244 counts of abusing recruits by striking almost every member of his 60-man platoon, some repeatedly, during a month long rampage.

So..., who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant...now?

22 year old Jamie Leigh Jones has said that she was gang-raped by several of her fellow Halliburton co-workers in Baghdad - an incident which she further alleges was then covered up by Halliburton, its subsidiary KBR and the U.S. government for over two years now.

Whenever a rape charge is made, the process that follows is a grueling one. Because of the nature of the crime - especially when there is only one plaintiff - it tends to be difficult to see justice done.

Let's just hope that this young woman's courage and fortitude will be enough to inspire the rest of America to step forward.