Court Room Jokes / Recent Jokes

James Brown's widow was locked out of his mansion after his death.The entertainer's lawyer said the reasons were legal and not personal yet repeatedly refered to Mrs. Brown only as the "Godmother of Hole".

Joe Francis, the founder of the "Girls Gone Wild" video empire, was sentenced to community service for failing to monitor the ages of the women when he shot his videos. Many were 17 at the time.

Francis will also make a video called "Dads Gone Apoplectic", a collection of fathers' reactions when seeing their perfect little princesses hammered, topless and lezzing it up in a hot tub. Proceeds will go to memory-erasing drug research.

A man who robbed Antoine Walker at gunpoint has been sentenced to 21 years in prison. No word on the sentence Walker will receive for robbing Boston, Dallas, Atlanta, Miami, and Minnesota.

He'll be picking up white trash along Florida's coastline.

Giants defensive end Michael Strahan and wife Jean are battling over how much of his assets and $7 million annual salary she will get in the divorce settlement. Jean called a lawyer for counseling. Michael called O.J.

...a circuit court judge was bound over for trial after numerous jurors say the judge had been masturbating underneath his court robes. The case was dismissed after the judge got off on a technicality.

A US judge has ruled that Dennis Hopper's wife must stay at least 10 feet away from him, causing many husband's around the country to ask, "Can he really do that?"