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A young boy named Daniel had a bad dream in the middle of the night, so he ran into his Mum and Dads room.
He asks, "Can i get in please Mummy?"
His Dad, However, replies and says "Of course. Just dont look under the covers."
Daniel was curious and looked under the covers. He asks, "Daddy, what is that Mummy has?"
His Daddy says "Thats Mummy

Herman and Martha were happily married for nearly forty years. The
only friction in their marriage was caused by the husband's habit of breaking
wind nearly every morning as he awoke. The noise would always wake up Martha
and the smell would cause her eyes to water as she would choke and gasp for
air. Nearly every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping one in
the morning. Herman told her that he couldn't help it. She begged him to
visit a doctor to see if anything could be done, but the husband wouldn't
hear of it. He told her that it was just a natural bodily function, and then
he would laugh in her face as she tried to wave the fumes away with her
hands. She told him that there was nothing natural about it and if he didn't
stop, he was one day going to "fart his guts out."
The years went by and Martha continued to suffer and Herman continued
to ignore her warnings about "farting his guts out" until one more...