Coyote Jokes / Recent Jokes

Question: Do you know how to save five drowning lawyers?
Answer: No. Reply: Good!
Why don't snakes bite attorneys?
Professional courtesy.
How can you tell that an attorney is about to lie?
His lips begin to move.
How can you tell the difference between an attorney lying dead in the road and a coyote lying dead in the road? With the coyote, you usually see skid marks.
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? How many can you afford?

Sorry Texans.... A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap. He returned tohis office and called the Oklahoma game warden and told him one of hiscoyotes was caught in a trap." How do you know it's one of our coyotes?" asked the Oklahoma gamewarden." Well," replied the Texas game warden, "He's already chewed off threeof his legs and he's still trapped!"

Sorry Texans....A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap. He returned tohis office and called the Oklahoma game warden and told him one of hiscoyotes was caught in a trap."How do you know it's one of our coyotes?" asked the Oklahoma gamewarden."Well," replied the Texas game warden, "He's already chewed off threeof his legs and he's still trapped!"

Did you hear about the blonde coyote? She got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of her legs and was still stuck.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

Ever hear about the blonde coyote who got a leg stuck in a trap -, "Ever hear about the blonde coyote who got a leg stuck in a trap -she chewed off three legs and was still stuck!

Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.