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Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.

Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave

Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her crotch area. She goes to the doctor who checks her out and tells her she has crabs. She explained that she couldn't have crabs because she was a virgin, but the doctor didn't believe her, so she went to get a second opinion.The second doctor gave her the same answer. So she went to a third doctor and said "Please help me. This itch is killing me and I know that I don't have crabs because I'm a virgin".The doctor checks her out and says "I have good news and bad news. The good news is you don't have crabs, the bad news is that your cherry rotted and you have fruit flies."

There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her crotch
area. She goes to the doctor who checks her out and tells her she has
crabs.
She explained that she couldn't have crabs because she was a virgin, but
the doctor didn't believe her so she went to get a second opinion.
The second doctor gave her the same answer.
So she went to a third doctor and said "Please, help me, this itch is
killing me and I know I don't have crabs because I'm a virgin".
The doctor checks her out and says "I have good news and bad news. The good
news is you don't have crabs, the bad news is that your cherry rotted and you
have fruit flies."

Q. If they bring shrimp home on shrimp boats, fish home on fish boats, and clams home on clam boats, what do they bring crabs home on?
A. The Captain's dinghy!

A middle-aged blonde goes to the doctor and says "Doc I have this really bad itch can you tell me whats wrong?"
He examines her and says, "You have crabs."
She says, "Thats impossible! I have never had sex before," and storms out of the doctor's office.
She goes to another doctor and he says the same thing, and again she insists that it is impossible because she had never had sex.
Finally, she goes to a third doctor and says, "Look Doc... I have seen two other doctors about this itch and they keep telling me I have crabs, but that is impossible."
He examines her and he says, "Ohhhh. Now I see the problem. It's not crabs. Your cherry is rotten and you have fruit flies."

a man was walking and sees a place to buy crabs.
in the front of the store there was a big banner saying
get your dam crabs. the man walked in and said
why are they called dam crabs? the casheer says.
be cause we caught them in a dam.
the man then says o ok and buys 2dozen and goes home.
his son was looking in the refrigerator.
the dad pores them in the sink and yells to mom
i got dam crabs so start cooking the dam crabs.
the son says way to go dad and go to pick one up
but it bites him.
he then says aww fuck the dam crab bit my
fucken finger.

A man boarded an airplane in Sydney, Australia, with a box of crabs.
A female crew member took it and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator, which she did.
Shortly before landing, she couldn't remember who gave her the package, so she announced to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in Sydney please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up, so she took them home and ate them herself!