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The cheeky kid was in the bookstore.
'I want a book on cricket for Christmas'
'Certainly, Have you read Snow?'
'No. Only the white sort.'

The mother was talking to the schoolteacher.' I hope you got those wickets,' she said.
'What wickets?'
'The three my boy took in the cricket match. I told him to bring them straight back!'

SANTA & BANTA WERE GOOD FRIENDS. THEY BOTH LOVED CRICKET. THEY BOTH DECIDED THAT WHO EVER DIES FIRST WILL COME IN THE OTHER'S DREAM & TALK ABOUT CRICKET. BANTA DIED FIRST.
SO BANTA CAME IN SANTA'S DREAM AND TALKED ABOUT CRICKET. SO SANTA ASKED BANTA THAT HOW IS CRICKET IN HEAVEN?
BANTA SAID'IN HEAVEN CRICKET IS VERY FAMOUS".
THE NEXT DAY BANTA AGAIN CAME. HE TOLD SANTA THAT HE HAS ONE GOODNEWS & ONE BAD NEWS. SANTA FIRST ASKED THE GOODNEWS.
BANTA SAID'THE GOODNEWS IS THAT THERE IS A MATCH IN HEAVEN TOMORROW & I'AM THE OPENING BATSMAN".
THEN SANTA ASKED THE BAD NEWS & BANTA SAID "THE BAD NEWS IS THAT YOU ARE THE OPENING BOWLER IN THAT MATCH!!!".

Bagga:' my girlfriend says that if i don't give up cricket she'll leave me.'
Jagga:' oh! That's very tough, right friend?'
Bagga:' yeah, i'm going to miss her'.

George and his wife were awakened by the baby crying. George dragged himself out of bed to the baby's cot and gently patted the child with a cricket bat.

No bawl.

After the meeting of the cricket club selection committee, the speaker wound up the proceedings.

'Thank you for your attention. See you next week. On your way out you'll find Sunday's team nailed to the notice board!'

Every year, the village holds a summer show. This year, the cricket team was to play at the show but it rained all day and they had to call it off.

Everyone said they deserved a better fete.