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Too bad when I was a kid there wasn't a guy in our class that everybody called the "Cricket Boy", because I would have liked to stand up in class and tell everybody, "You can make fun of the Cricket Boy if you want to, but to me he's just like everybody else." Then everybody would leave the Cricket Boy alone, and I'd invite him over to spend the night at my house, but after about five minutes of that loud chirping I'd have to kick him out. Maybe later we could get up a petition to get the Cricket Family run out of town. Bye, Cricket Boy.
If I had a nickname, I think I would want it to be "Prince of Weasels", because then I could go up and bite people and they would turn around and go, "What the-?" And then they would recognize me, and go, "Oh, it's you, the Prince of Weasels."
The whole town laughed at my great-grandfather, just because he worked hard and saved his money. True, working at the hardware store didn't more...
Boss:' Now on the way to Smith and Sons, you pass the cricket field, so...'
Office boy (hopefully):' Yes, sir?'
Boss:' So just pass it.'
Cricket short joke 2^
The two clubmen were talking.' So you had a hard time explaining the cricket game to your wife, eh?'
'I certainly did. She found out I wasn't there.'
Cricket short joke 3^
The two rival cricketers were talking.' The local team wants me to play for them very badly.'
'Well, you're just the man for the job.'
Cricket short joke 4^
Child:"Good bowling!"
Father: Be silent
Child:"Good owling!"
The insects were having their annual cricket match. The captain was a grasshopper, who turned to the cricket and said,' Are you a bowler?'
'Of course,' said the cricket.' Who ever heard of a cricket bat?'
Knock KnockWhos there! Cricket! Cricket who? Cricket neck means I cant lift anything!
I am reminded of how this
native went to his first cricket match and described it
to his witchdoctor after he got back. I heard it when
I was in college and have no idea where it originated.
He said, ''It was a beautiful sunny Sunday. A big
crowd of people gathered around this giant grass field
with a thin strip of mowed and flattened pitch in the middle.
There were three sticks at either end of the strip.
A man in a long overcoat came out with two men in sweaters
and he tossed a coin in to the air. They went out and out
came eleven men in sweaters and white pants. One of them was padded
and had big gloves. Then out came two men with pads on their legs
and small gloves holding big sticks. They took positions at
either end of the strip and one of the other men came running
towards the wickets and threw this ball at the person holding
the stick. And lo and behold it started to pour.
''White man sure knows how to make rain.''
The teacher had asked the class to write an essay on cricket. With only a few minutes left, one boy had written nothing. Suddenly, he looked up at the clock, grabbed his pen and scribbled something on the paper.
The teacher read out his essay:' No play today. Rain.'
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"