Dallas Cowboys Jokes / Recent Jokes

Jessica Simpson has a new fragrance that she claims is inspired by boyfriend Tony Romo. The fragrance starts out smelling great but fades quickly.

Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has donated $4,600 to the presidential campaign for John McCain. He's hoping McCain can get elected and pardon Pacman Jones.

Pacman Jones has signed a one-year deal to join the Winnipeg Blue Bombers in the CFL. Hopefully Jones can adjust to Canada's lack of firearms.

There is a great deal of sympathy in Dallas for Cowboy's rookie wide receiver, Dez Bryant, who grew up in a single parent household with a mother who was a crack dealer and prostitute.
But Dez was the most popular kid in the neighborhood. Most Moms gave milk and cookies when you went to visit, at the Bryant house you got coke and a really good hummer.

Terrell Owens denies claims that he attempted suicide saying, "Man, that didn't happen."
He then continued, "If Terrell Owens wanted to kill Terrell Owens, Terrell Owens would be dead. Nobody would be better or deader than Terrell Owens."