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A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming A Real Man. That's right, in just six trimesters, you, too, can be a real man-as well as earn an MA Degree (Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.FIRST YEAR Autumn Schedule: MEN 101-Combating Stupidity MEN 102-You, Too, Can Do Housework MEN 103-PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut MEN 104-We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for ChristmasWinter Schedule: MEN 110-Wonderful Laundry Techniques MEN 111-Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4 am MEN 112-Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception EAT 100-Get a Life, Learn to Cook EAT 101-Get a Life, Learn to Cook II ECON 001A-What's Hers is HersSpring Schedule: MEN 120-How NOT to Act Like a Butt face When You're Wrong MEN 121-Understanding Your Incompetence MEN 122-YOU, the Weaker Sex MEN 123-Reasons to Give Flowers ECON 001C-What Was Yours is HersSECOND YEAR Autumn Schedule: SEX 101-You CAN more...

The world's best and most famous conductor makes a small mistake
while conducting the New York Symphony Orchestra. The audience
doesn't notice, the orchestra didn't notice either, but he knew
he'd made the mistake and decided that he should retire. Once the
performance had finished, he turned and faced the audience and said
"Ladies and Gentleman, this is my last performance as a world class
conductor. I'm now announcing my retirement."
After a few minutes silence from the shocked audience, and orchestra
too, he was greeted with boos and hisses. He walked from the stage,
only to be met by his manager, standing in between two gorilla-sized
bodyguards. "Oh no you don't", his manager said, "you're not retiring."
Forced backed to work by his manager, he endured week after week of
conducting he no longer wanted to do. While lying in bed one night
with his wife of many years, he turned to her and said more...