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How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool!

How do you drown a blonde?
Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool.

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. — Jimmy Carter

How do you drown a blonde??
Dont tell her to swallow.

121. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody has been in a limo. 122. Q: What's the difference between a blonde track team and a tribe of sly pygmies? A: One's a bunch a cunning runts. .. 123 Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush? A: You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush. 124. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job? A: Your job still sucks after 6 months. 125. Q: What's the difference between a blond having her period and a terrorist? A: You can negotiate with a terrorist. 126. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a shopping trolley? A: The shopping trolley has a mind of its own! 127. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Suez Canal? A: One's a busy ditch. 128. Q: What is the difference between a blond and a toilet? A: A toilet won't follow you around after you use it. 129. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster? A: In the morning a rooster says, more...

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom of the pool!

Q: How do you drown a blond? A: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.