Elephants Jokes / Recent Jokes
San Francisco: Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.(Dumb Laws - California)
How can you tell if an elephants been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ice cream.
Quality assurance inspectors ignore the elephants and lookfor mistakes the other hunters made when they were packingthe jeep.
Why are elephants no good at Net surfing? Because they're scared of the mouse.
there was three professors and one day they asked each other i wonder what will happen if we put a cork up a elephants but. So thay didi it and they wated three months to see what would happen. Then they asked each other who will pull it out. 1st professor not me 2nd professor not me 3rd professor not me so they got a monkey to do it. 5 minuts later the reporters came and asked the three professors what happend 1st professor poo fling every where 2nd professor poo flying ever where 3rd professor poor monkey trying to put cork up elephants bumb