Elephants Jokes / Recent Jokes

Elephants wear tu-tus so they can hide in pine trees. Did you ever see an elephant in a pine tree? No? Well then, you know it works.

Tarzan was tired when he came home."What have you been doing", asked Jane."Chasing a herd of elephants on vines""Really? ", said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground! "

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool? Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street wearing pink sweatshirts?
A: They're all on the same team.
Q: How do you know if there's an elephant in bed with you?
A: She has a big' E' on her pajama jacket pocket.
Q: Why won't they allow elephants in public swimming pools?
A: Because they might let down their trunks.
Q. Why do elephants have four feet?
A. Because lady elephants have big twats.
Q: What do elephants use for tampons?
A: Sheep.
Q: What do elephants use for condoms?
A: Snakes.
Q: What do elephants use for vibrators?
A: Epileptic pigmies.
Q: Why do elephants have long trunks?
A:' Cos sheep don't have strings.
Q: How do you know when an elephant has its period?
A: There is a quarter on your dresser and your mattress is missing.
Q: What is an elephant's sex organ?
A: His foot... If he steps on you you're FUCKED!
Q: What do you call any elephant who is more...

How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?. ..Three in front and three in back...

Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you and you're screwedSent by D. L. Chapin

How do you know that a elephants been in the fridge? There are foot prints in the butter. "