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Back in the time when the Samurai were important, there was a
powerful emperor who needed a new chief Samurai, so he sent out a declaration
throughout the land that he was searching for the best one. A year
passed, and only 3 people showed up for the trials:
....a Japanese Samurai
....a Chinese Samurai
....and a Jewish Samurai.
The emperor asked the Japanese Samurai to come in and demonstrate why
he should be the chief Samurai.
The Japanese Samurai opened a match box, and out flew a bumblebee.
Whoosh! went his razor sharp sword, and the bumblebee dropped dead on
the ground in 2 pieces.
The emperor exclaimed: "This is impressive!"
The emperor then issued the same challenge to the Chinese Samurai;
for him to come in and demonstrate why he should be chosen.
The Chinese Samurai also opened a match box, and out buzzed a fly.
Whoosh, Whoosh! Went his great flashing sword, and the fly dropped
dead on the ground... more...
There once was a powerful Japanese emperor who needed a new chief samurai. So he sent out a declaration throughout the entire known world that he was searching for a chief. A year passed, and only three people applied for the very demanding position: a Japanese samurai, a Chinese samurai, and a Jewish samurai.The emperor asked the Japanese samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be the chief samurai. The Japanese samurai opened a matchbox, and out popped a bumblebee. Whoosh! went his sword. The bumblebee dropped dead, chopped in half. The emperor exclaimed, "That is very impressive!" The emperor then issued the same challenge to the Chinese samurai, to come in and demonstrate why he should be chosen. The Chinese samurai also opened a matchbox and out buzzed a fly. Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh! The fly dropped dead, chopped into four small pieces. The emperor exclaimed, "That is very impressive!" Now the emperor turned to the Jewish samurai, and asked him more...
Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor. This emperor needed a new head samurai. So, he sent out a message to everybody he knew for them to send a message to who they knew, and so forth.
A year passes, and only three people show up: a Japanese samurai, a Chinese samurai, and a Jewish samurai. The emperor asks the Japanese samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head samurai. The Japanese samurai opens up a matchbox, and out pops a little fly. WHOOOOOSH. The fly drops dead on the ground in 2 pieces! The emperor says, "That is very impressive!"
Then the emperor asks the Chinese samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head samurai. The Chinese samurai opens up a matchbox and out pops a little fly. WHOOOOOOSH. WOOOOOOOSH. The fly drops dead on the ground in 4 pieces! The emperor says, "That is really impressive!"
Then the emperor asks the Jewish samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head more...
An Emperor advertised for a new Samurai Chief. After several months, only three applied for the job - a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai.
"Demonstrate your skills!" the Emperor commanded. Stepping forward, the Japanese Samurai opened a tiny box and released a fly. He drew his sword and SWISH! the fly fell to the floor, divided neatly into two!
"What a feat!" the Emperor said. "Samurai Number Two, show me what you can do."
With a confident smile, the Chinese Samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box and released a fly. He drew his sword and SWISH! SWISH! the fly fell to the floor neatly quartered!
"Now that is skill!" nodded the Emperor. "Samurai Number Three, how are you going to top that?"
Samurai Number Three quickly stepped forward, opened a tiny box and released a fly. Without hesitation, he drew his sword and SWOOOOOSH! flourished it so mightily that a gust of wind blew through the room. However, the more...