Evils Jokes

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
"Now, class. Observe closely the worms," said the professor putting a worm first into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be. The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.
"Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the professor asked.
Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms."

Banta and one of his friends were picked up by the cops for using drugs and appeared in court before the judge.
The judge said, "You seem like nice men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday.

A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic ofthe lecture, and on to his favorite subject: the evils of marijuana. Off he went one day into his inventory of horrors, "Used regularly," he explained, "pot can cause psychic disorientation, sterility, cancer and castration!""Now wait a minute, professor," interrupted a student. "Castration? That's absurd!""Yes young man, it's sadly true," replied the professor smugly. "Just suppose your girlfriend gets the munchies!"