Examines Jokes

A recruit examines the food served to him in the batallion dining room. - Do I have any choice here, he asks a sergeant. - Yes, you do. You may eat it or not.

A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her. He says,"You have acute vaginitis." She says "Thank you."

A recruit examines the food served to him in the batallion dining room.
"Do I have any choice here," he asks a sergeant.
"Yes, you do. You may eat it or not"

A recruit examines the food served to him in the batallion dining room."Do I have any choice here," he asks a sergeant."Yes, you do. You may eat it or not"

"I think I have a problem, Doc," says a patient. "One of my balls has turned blue."
The doctor examines the man briefly and concludes that the patient will die if he doesn't have his testicle removed.
"Are you crazy?!" bursts the patient. "How could I let you do such a thing to me!"
"You want to die?" asks the doctor rhetorically, at which point the patient has to agree to have his testicle removed.
Two weeks after the operation, the patient comes back. "Doc, I don't know how to say this, but the other ball has turned blue, too."
Again, the doctor tells him that if he wants to live, his other testicle must be cut off, too. Again, the man is very reluctant to the idea.
"Hey, you want to die?" asks the doctor, and the patient has to agree with the operation. After two weeks of being testicle-less, the patient returns to the doctor and says, "I think something is very wrong with me. more...