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Three women at the doctors office. The first one goes in to see the doctor. When the doctor goes to examine her he notices a big Y on her chest.

The doctor asks, " Why do you have a big Y on your chest?"
She replys, " Well, my boyfriend went to Yale and when we make love he likes to wear his college sweater."
The doctor nods and continues on with the next patient. When he examines her he notices a big H on her chest.
Agian, the doctor asks, " How did you get a big H on your chest?"

The woman replys " My husband went to Harvard and when we make love he likes to wear his college sweater."
The doctors just nods his head and continues on with the last patient. As he examines her he notices once again that this woman also has a letter on her chest. A large M.
He says, " Dont tell me, your boyfriend went to Michigan?"
" NO" replys the patient " But my girlfriend went to more...

A recruit examines the food served to him in the batallion dining room.
"Do I have any choice here," he asks a sergeant.
"Yes, you do. You may eat it or not"

A middle-aged blonde goes to the doctor and says "Doc I have this really bad itch can you tell me whats wrong?"
He examines her and says, "You have crabs."
She says, "Thats impossible! I have never had sex before," and storms out of the doctor's office.
She goes to another doctor and he says the same thing, and again she insists that it is impossible because she had never had sex.
Finally, she goes to a third doctor and says, "Look Doc... I have seen two other doctors about this itch and they keep telling me I have crabs, but that is impossible."
He examines her and he says, "Ohhhh. Now I see the problem. It's not crabs. Your cherry is rotten and you have fruit flies."