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One evening this drunk walks into a bar, sits down, and happens to notice a 12" tall man standing on the bar. Astonished, the man asks the guy next to him; "What the hell is that?" The guy next to him replies "He's a pianist!", to which the drunk replied "Horse shit, your pulling my leg" So the guy next to him picks up the 12" man, grabs some books, and props the little man up to the piano. Sure enough, this little man started hammerin out all the favorite tunes of the bars' patrons. Stunned, the drunk asks "That little guy is cool, where the hell did you get him"? The fella told the drunk how he had found a genie bottle out in the alley, rubbed it til a genie appeared, and was granted one wish. All of a sudden the drunk hauls ass out the back door, finds the bottle, and starts rubbing it: when all of a sudden a genie pops out and grants him one wish. In a slur, the drunk asks "I wish for a million bucks". All of a sudden, more...

A guy walks into a bar. .. once inside, he realizes it's a gay bar, but he decides, "What the heck, I really want a drink." So he sits down at the bar, and the gay bartender says to him, "What's the name of your penis?" The guy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink." The gay bartender says, "I'm sorry, but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis." So the guy looks at the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer and asks, "Hey bud, what's the name of your penis?" The man to left, with a smile, looks back and says, "TIMEX." The guy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!" A little shaken, the guy turns to the fella on his right sipping on a fruity margarita, "So, what do you call your penis?" The man to his right turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because quality is Job 1", he more...

A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. "What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your willy?"The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink."The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because 'It really Satisfies.' "The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX."The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?"The fella proudly replies, " 'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!' more...

There are a Couple of things you should know
When I'm born, I'm black
When I grow up, I'm black
When I go in the sun, I'm black
When I'm cold, I'm black
When I'm sick, I'm black
And when I die, I'm still black.
You white fella
When you're born, you're pink
When you grow up, you're white
When you go in the sun, you're red
When you're cold, you're blue
When you're scared, you're yellow
When you're sick, you're green
And when you die, you're gray.
And you have the nerve to call me colored???

Three men (an Aussie, an Irish bloke and a German fella) are in an old plane trying to make it around the world. As they pass Germany, the German fella yells, "I love my country!" and throws a bag of gold overboard.
When they pass Ireland, the Irish bloke shouts, "I love my country!" and throws a bag of silver overboard.
When they pass Australia, the Aussie yells, "I hate my country!" and he throws a bomb overboard.
They finished their flight soon thereafter. When the German gets back to his country, he walks along happily until he sees a small boy crying. "What's wrong?" he asks. "Can I help?"
The little boy cries, "A bag of gold hit my mother on the head, and now she's unconscious in the hospital." The German walks away, feeling sorry for the little fella.
When the Irish bloke gets to his country, he sees a little girl crying in the street, and he asks her what's wrong. The little girl replies, "My more...

There is this fella in a sperm bank que and he thinks that hes
in the wrong que, so he tapps this little old lady in front of
him on the shoulder. he says' is this the que for the sperm bank?
the little old lady replies hmmmmmmm!
little old ladys mouth is full of cum!!!!!!!

A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay bar, but he decides, “What the heck, I really want a drink. ”
So he sits down at the bar, and the gay bartender says to him, “What’s the name of your penis? ”
The guy says, “Look, I’m not into any of that. All I want is a drink. ”
The gay bartender says, “I’m sorry, but I can’t serve you until you tell me the name of your penis. ”
So the guy looks at the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer and asks, “Hey bud, what’s the name of your penis? ” The man to left, with a smile, looks back and says, “TIMEX. ”
The guy asks, “Why Timex? ” The fella proudly replies, “Cause it takes a lickin’ and keeps on tickin’! ”
A little shaken, the guy turns to the fella on his right sipping on a fruity margarita, “So, what do you call your penis? ” The man to his right turns to him and proudly exclaims, “FORD, because quality is Job 1?, he then more...