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Why are women like snow flakes?? They are all beautiful. They are all different. They can all be cold as ice. But they'll all melt when they land on your face......
Why are women like snow flakes? They are all beautiful. They are all different. They can all be cold as ice. But they'll all melt when they land on your face...
What is someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes called? A cereal killer.
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