Foley Jokes / Recent Jokes

Congressman Foley was bombarded by large marshmallows by men in pink uniforms as a teenager, it was revealed today. I knew something would snap eventually said a source who did not want to be identified. He has been carrying this around with him for a long long time. I think it’s sad about the pages but hopefully Congressman Foley can now get the help he needs.

House Speaker Dennis Hastert, R-Ill., expressed concern over what he called "over-friendly" e-mails sent by former Rep. Mark Foley to a former 16-year-old House page, saying that they threatened the GOP's reputation as jerks.

The Washington Post has reported that a former page of Mark Foley showed Rep. Jim Kolbe some Internet messages from Foley that had made the page uncomfortable. To ease the pages discomfort, Kolbe then passed the messages on to the Washington Post.

Mark Foley has made arrangements to enter a renowned in-patient facility for alcoholism. President Bush nixed the idea saying, "There is no room in the White House."

Fox News and the Associated Press mistakenly called Republican Mark Foley a Democrat.
"Thank God," said Foley, "I thought they were gonna call me something else."