Gaya Jokes / Recent Jokes

Admi ki car k sath popat takra k behosh ho gaya.
Admi popat ko ghar le gaya pinjre me rakha diya.
Popat jag k bola AILA JAIL?
DRIVER MAR GAYA KYA?

Raat ka time jab Munna aur Chinkie apnay bed room mien so rahay thay to phone ki ghanti baji.
Voice: Aray doctor sahab jaldi aayeay! Meray betay nay blade kha liya hai.
Munna abhi jaanay k liye tayyar hi hota k dobara phone aata hai.
Voice: Doctor Sahab! Aab aanay ki koi zaroorat nahi, meray husband ko shave k liye doosra blade mil gaya hai.

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: who r u?
Girl: seeta here.
Santa: maine to chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to ayodhya mil gaya

In the film Kyun Ho Gaya Na! there is scene where Vivek hands over his peice of necklace charm to Aish but in the next scene afte that one Vivek is wearing the necklace charm again on his neck.

Lady to Punjab Police Inspector: Ji mera pati 5 din pehla gobhi len gaya si ajey tak wapis nahi aaya.
Punjab Police Inspector: Taa fer koi hor sabji bana lao.