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Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?

In the middle of an international gynaecology conference, an English and a French gynaecologist are discussing various cases they've recently treated.
French Gynaecologist: "Only last week, zer was a woman ooh came to see me, and 'er cleetoris - eet was like a melon."
English Gynaecologist: "Don't be absurd, it couldn't have been that big, my good man, she couldn't have been able to walk if it was."
French Gynaecologist: "Aaah, you eenglish, zare you go again, always talkeeng about ze size... I was talkeeng about ze flavour..."

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to see a gynaecologist. The doctor takes one good look at this woman and his professionalism is a thing of the past. Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh.
As he does he says to the woman: "Do you know what I`m doing? "
"Yes," she says, "you`re checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."
"Correct," says the doctor.
He then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I`m doing now", he says.
"Yes," says the woman, "you`re checking for any lumps or breast cancer."
"That`s right," replies the doctor. He then gradually proceeds to having sexual intercourse with her. "Do you know," he pants "what I`m doing now?"
"Yes," she says. "You`re getting herpes."

What does pizza delivery man anda gynaecologist have in common? Both can smell it but can't eat it

Q. What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
A. They can both smell it, but can't eat it.