Hampshire Jokes

What's the difference between Maine and New Hampshire?
In New Hampshire, Moosehead is a beer. In Maine, it's sexual assault.

You're New Hampshire If you can name the four seasons, BUT
You're really NH if they're tourist, foliage, ski, and mud.
You're NH if you own flannel shirts, BUT
You're really NH if you wear a tie with one.
You're NH if you know the back roads, BUT
You're really NH if you drive them to avoid the toll booth.
You're NH if you own a pick-up truck, BUT
You're really NH if the truck is 4 wheel drive, has a gun rack, plow on the front, and a dog in the back.
You're NH if you attend church suppers, BUT
You're really NH if you consider it a night out on the town.
You're NH if you live in a white cape, BUT
You're really NH if there's a picket fence around the house, a garden in the back, a wood pile somewhere, and some used appliances on the front lawn.
You're NH if you say "Ames-es", BUT
You're really NH if you do all of your shopping there.
You're NH if you know everyone in town, BUT
You're really NH if more...

After surveying property along the New Hampshire and Maine border, some engineers decided the boundaries needed to be changed. So they stopped to tell a farmer that he was no longer in Maine but in New Hampshire.

"Good," said the farmer. "I couldn't take another one of those Maine winters."

[This is original to me]
New Hampshire roads frequently have signs reading:
FROST HEAVES
I come from California. I guess this must be a New England
way to say:
WINTER SUCKS

Dumb New Hampshire laws and humor, relating to many aspects of the state, its weather, and its people.

New Hampshire Crazy Law It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach.