Harley Jokes / Recent Jokes

There's this guy who's in the market for a used motorcycle. Always wanted a nice big hog. So he's shopping around, answering ads in the newspaper, and not having much luck. One day he comes across a beautiful classic harley with a "for sale" sign on it. Upon inspection, he is amazed to find the bike in mint condition. He inquires about it with the owner: "This bike is beautiful! I'll take it. But you gotta tell me how you keep it in such good shape."
"Well," says the seller, "it's pretty simple. Just make sure that if the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain. In fact, since you're buying the bike I won't need my tube of vaseline anymore. Here, you can have it." and he hands the buyer a tube of vaseline.
So the guy buys the bike and off he goes, a happy biker. He takes the bike over to show his girlfriend. She's ecstatic (being a harley fan). That night, he decides to ride the more...

Harley Davidson dies, and goes to heaven.
One day, he finds himself talking to God.
God says "You know Harley, I really like you bikes.
There was only one thing wrong with them - the inlet was too close
to the exhaust."
Harley replied "I couldn't find any way around that, though
I notice that you had the same problem with women, you know, inlet
to close to the exhaust."
God gets pretty angry at this, and snaps back
"I bet more people rode my model than yours!"

Wanting to join a biker club, the old lady knocked on the door of a local club. A very large, bearded biker with tattoos covering his arms answered the door.
"I want to join your club," proclaimed the old lady.
Rather amused, the biker told her she would have to meet certain biker criteria before being permitted to join. "Do you have a bike?" he asked.
"Of course. There's my Harley right over there," she said, pointing to a Harley parked nearby.
"Do you smoke?" he asked.
"Sure do! Four packs of cigarettes a day and a few cigars while I'm playing pool," answered the old lady.
"Ever been picked up by the fuzz," the biker asked.
"No, but I have been swung around by the nipples a few times!" she replied.

Q. What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
A. Location of the dirt bag.