Health Care Jokes / Recent Jokes
One of the ways the new health care bill will be paid for is taxes on high-end health plans--the so-called "Cadillac" plans. I wish I had a Cadillac plan. My health insurance plan is a more like a "Yugo" plan. "Yugo" to the doctor, you pay. "Yugo" to the hospital, you pay.
The new Health Care system has a little known clause buried in it's 1000+ pages.If you agree to donate a kidney,you get a free Hybrid Prius.
A government panel is advising that adult smokers under 65 get a vaccine to help prevent things like meningitis and pneumonia. And if you don't have health insurance, keep in mind that a free vaccination is only a hundred thousand Marlboro Miles away.
A republican senator asked in a prayer for one of the senators to miss the vote on health care. He prayed for Senator Dodd to reunite with Senator Kennedy for an angel sandwich.