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Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting in ahelicopter and Bill starts to think. He sits there for about 15 minutesand finally Hillary asks why he is looking so sad. He says, "I just was wondering what I could do for the poor countries." "Well " says Chelsea, "you could throw $100, 000 out the window of thehelicopter. I'm sure that the poor will get some of it." He agrees that it's a good idea and he does. About 5 minutes later he starts thinking again. Hillary asks "Why do you still look so sad? You just threw $100, 000 outthe window of the helicopter. That helped a lot of poor people." He says "I still feel like I didn't do enough." She says "Well, Bill, why don't you throw another $100, 000 out thewindow? That should make a lot of people happy." Again he says it's a good idea and he does. A few moments later and again he looks unhappy and he says "I stilldon't think I've done enough." This more...

Once A Helicopter Has Been Crashed. Only The Boy Survived. Police Asked The Boy " How Did The Helicopter Crash? " Boy Said "
My Father Was Feeling Cold, So He Stopped The Fan On Top."

Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting in a helicopter and Bill starts to think. He sits there for about 15 minutes and finally Hillary asks why he is looking so sad.

He says, "I just was wondering what I could do for the poor countries."

"Well " says Chelsea, "you could throw $100, 000 out the window of the helicopter. I'm sure that the poor will get some of it."

He agrees that it's a good idea and he does. About 5 minutes later he starts thinking again.

Hillary asks "Why do you still look so sad? You just threw $100, 000 out the window of the helicopter. That helped a lot of poor people."

He says "I still feel like I didn't do enough."

She says "Well, Bill, why don't you throw another $100, 000 out the window? That should make a lot of people happy."

Again he says it's a good idea and he does. A few moments later and again more...

A helicopter was flying above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position and course.

The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign, and held it in the helicopter's window. The pilot's sign said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters.

People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."

The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After arriving safely, the copilot asked the pilot how the sign helped determine their position.... ...

The pilot responded, "I knew that they had to be in the Microsoft building because they gave me a technically correct, but completely useless more...

Banta went to helicopter flight training, wanting to learn to fly that day. The owner agreed to him up, and instruct him by radio. He showed him the start up, and basic procedures, and up he went. At 1000 feet, Banta radioed, "I'm doing great! I love it! I'm really getting the hang of it!"
The instructor watched him climb to over 3000 feet, then watched in horror as the helicopter began a dive and crashed nearby. He ran over and pulled him from the wreck, asking, "What happened?"
He said, "I don't know! Everything was going fine, until I got cold and turned off that big fan."

mr cohen was a jewish g-dfearing man who always trusted Hashem.one day his house went on fire while he was sleeping.he woke up to see a fireman inside the burning building and the fireman said "come with me and you will be safe"
no said mr cohen hHashem will save me.
the fireman left.then a helicopter comes along and a man steps out and said come with us to saftey.
no said mr cohen Hashem will save me.away goes the helicopter.
then a crane comes along and a man says come with us.
no said mr cohen Hashem will save me.
mr cohen dies and goes to heaven and he asks Hashem.
why did i die i was the only one who trusted you.
and hhHashem said i sent you everything i could to help you what more do you want?

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft’s electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter’s position and course to steer to the airport. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign, and held it in the helicopter’s window. The pilot’s sign said “WHERE AM I? ” in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said “YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER. ” The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to Seattle airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the co-pilot asked the pilot how the “YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER” sign helped determine their position in Seattle. The pilot responded “I knew that had to be the Microsoft building because, similar to their help-lines, more...