Hill Jokes / Recent Jokes
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill?
AN AVALANCHE
What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill?
MUDSLIDE
What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill?
JAILBREAK!!
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife. He put a provision in his will though that she couldn't touchany of it until she turned 14.
3 boys showed up late for school one day, the first kid said he was on blueberry hill and the second and third said the same.
Then the new girl showed up for class and the teacher said who are you and the new kid said "I'm Blueberry Hill."
A funeral procession was winding it's way to the cemetery on top of the hill outside town, when the hearse hit a bump. The coffin was bumped loose, fell out onto the road and began sliding back toward town. (It was a steep hill) It slid faster and faster. Finally, it reached the town and was skidding its way down Main St. Suddenly, at one intersection, the coffin hit a curb, flew onto the sidewalk, smashed through the front glass window of the pharmacy, and slammed up against the prescription counter. The lid popped off, the corpse sat up and said.. "You got anything to stop this coffin?"
jack and jill went up a hill to do a little kissing. jack made a pass and grabbed jills ass and now his front teeth are missing
There was a blonde a red head and a brewnett.They all had to hide out in a barn over night. In the morning the owner of the barn came out and said "since i let you sleep in my barn then you have to do me a favor.You all have to grab your favorite fruit run up that hill and then shove the fruit up your butt.If you laugh or trip i will shoot you."The brewnett picked a peach, but she laughed and got shot. The red head picked a grape, but laughed and got shot. later they were talking in heaven and the red head asked the brewnett why she laughed? And the red head said i saw you start to laugh. Then she asked why did you laugh? The brewnett answered
I saw the blonde running up the hill with a
WATERMELON!!!
What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water? Jockey and Jill!