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Q:what do you call white people running down a hill.A:an avalanche what do you call mexacins running down a hill. A: A mudslide. What do you call black people running down a hill. A:a jail break
How are an elephant and a banana just alike?They are both yellow. . . . uh. . . . Except for the elephant, of course. What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants coming over the hill?Look! A herd of elephants coming over the hill! What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants wearing sunglasses coming over the hill?Nothing. He didn't recognize them. What did Jane say when she saw a herd of elephants coming over the hill?Look! A bunch of bananas coming over the hill! (Jane was color-blind.)
Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe, as it happens, near Transylvania. They were driving in a rental car along a rather deserted highway. It was late, and raining very hard. Bob could barely see 20 feet in front of the car.
Suddenly the car skids out of control! Bob attempts to control the car, but to no avail! The car swerves and smashes into a tree. Moments later, Bob shakes his head to clear the fog. Dazed, he looks over at the passenger seat and sees his wife unconscious, with her head bleeding! Despite the rain and unfamiliar countryside, Bob knows he has to carry her to the nearest phone.
Bob carefully picks his wife up and begins trudging down the road. After a short while, he sees a light. He heads towards the light, which is coming from an old, large house. He approaches the door and knocks. A minute passes. A small, hunched man opens the door. Bob immediately blurts, "Hello, my name is Bob Hill, and this is my wife Betty. more...
Compiled by Harold Reynolds and updated on December 6, 1994
1. Introduction
The following is a manual of guidelines for the busy cat(s) who will have a house to manage after adopting one or more humans. It is, of course, impossible to cover all possible situations, as those humans are always up to some sort of mischief, but the compiler and contributors to this guide have endeavoured to cover as wide a variety of topics as possible. It is important that this document be kept out of the hands of humans, who will undoubtedly find a way to use it to their advantage.
2. Food
In order to get the energy to sleep, play, and hamper, a cat must eat. Eating, however, is only half the fun. The other half is getting the food. Cats have two ways to obtain food: convincing a human you are starving to death and must be fed now; and hunting for it oneself. The following are some guidelines for getting fed.
a) When the humans are eating, make sure more...
What do you call a bunch of white people pushing a car up a hill?
- White power
What do you call a bunch of black people pushing a car up a hill?
- Black power
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans pushing a car up a hill?
- Grand theft auto
Web Site joke submission from George Wilkie
from Humble, TX USA (usr28-dialup12.mix1.bloomington.mci.net)
on 6/2/1998 22:41:50
The new lecturer said no one should be late for his lectures and all must be present before he enters the hall. Within five minutes of the lecture a student enters. When questioned for being late he said he was on Primose Hill.
Within another five minutes another enters the hall and he too replied he was on Primrose Hill as an excuse for his dealy. A few minutes later a female student enters quitely.
The anoyed lecturer, promptly said, "Now don't say that you were also on Primrose Hill. In a soft manner she replied, "No Sir, I am Primrose Hill!"