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there are three boys and one came to school late the techer said weir were you he said on blueberry hill he said ok take your sate and the seken boy came in and he only had pants on and the techer said weir were you and he said on blueberry hill ok take your sete the threed boy came in and the techer said weir were you he said on blueberry hill ok take your sate then a girl came in and the techer said weir were you no let me gess you were on blueberry hill no I am blueberry hill.

One day a boy came in late for the first day of school and the teacher asked why he was late and he said, "I was doing naked pushups on Blueberry Hill" and the teacher told him to sit down. Then another boy came in and the teacher asked him why he was late and he said, "I was doing naked pushups on Blueberry Hill" and the teacher told him to sit down. last came a girl and the teacher said "let me guess, you were doing naked pushups on Blueberry Hill and the little girl said "no, I am Blueberry Hill".

THERE WAS A LITTLE BOY WHO WAS LATE FOR SCHOOL WHEN HE WALKED IN THE CLASS THE TEACHER SAID WHY ARE YOU LATE HE SAID I WAS ON TOP OF GIGER HILL AND THEN A 2ND KID WALKED IN AND THE TEACHER SAID AGAIN WHERE WERE YOU YOUNG MAN HE SAID"I WAS ON TOP OF GINGER HILL" THEN THE FINAL KID WALKED IN AND THE TEACHER SAID LET ME GEUSS YOU WERE ON TOP OF GIGER HILL AND HE SAID "YES" THEN A NEW GIRL WALKED IN WITH THE OWNER OF THE SCHOOL AND THE TEACHER ASKED WHAT IS YOUR NAME YOUNG LADY SHE SAID "MY Name is GINGER HILL" SHE LOOKED AT THE BOYS AND GRABBED THERE EARS AND SAID I WILL BE SEEING YOU KIDS AFTER CLASS IS OVER AFTER CLASS WHEN SHE WAS DONE TALKIN TO THEM BOYS WE NEVER SAW THEM 2 BOYS AND THAT ONE YOUNG GIRL AGAIN WONDER WERE THE NEXT BOY IS LATE WILL BE MAYBE CHELSY HILL OR EVEN JUBIC HILL!!

One day a boy walked in the classroom. The teacher asked him why he was late; he said he was on top of Blueberry Hill. The next boy walked in and the teacher asked him why he was late; he said he was on top of Blueberry Hill. The last boy walked in and the teacher asked him why he was late. He said he was on top of Blueberry Hill. Then a girl walked in and the teacher said, "Let me guess, you're late beacause you were on top of Blueberry Hill". Then the girl said, "I am Blueberry Hill".

The Arab and the little old Jewish man
An Arab was walking through the Sahara desert, desperate for water, when he saw something, far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked towards the image, only to find Hymie sitting at a card table with a bunch of ties laid out on it.
The Arab asked "Please, I`m dying of thirst, can I have some water?".
Hymie replied "I don`t have any water, but why don`t you buy a tie? Here`s one that goes nicely with your robes."
The Arab replied, "I don`t want a tie, I need water."
"OK, don`t buy a tie. But to show you what a nice guy I am, I`ll tell you that over that hill there, about 4 miles, is a nice restaurant. Walk that way, they`ll give you all the water you want."
The Arab thanked him and walked away towards the hill and eventually disappeared. Three hours later the Arab came crawling back to where Hymie was sitting behind his card table.
Hymie said "I told more...

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There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking along together in the desert, when, all of a sudden, one of the Indians took off and ran up a hill to the mouth of a cave. He stopped and hollered into the cave... "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" and then listened very closely until he heard the answer..."Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" He then tore off his clothes and ran in to the cave. The Polish fellow was puzzled and asked the other Indian what that was all about, was that Indian goofy or something. "No", said the other Indian. "It is mating time for us Indians and when you see a cave and holler, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!", and get an answer back, that means that she is in there waiting for you. Well, just about that time, the other Indian saw another cave. He took off and ran up to the cave, then stopped and hollered, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" When he heard the return, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!", off came the more...