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"A riot breaks out during a rap concert in South Central LA...
Rap blamed for violence.
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A riot breaks out during elections in Rowanda...
Politics blamed for violence.
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A riot breaks out during a hockey game in New York...
Hockey blamed for violence.
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A riot breaks out during a nuclear peace demonstration...
Peace blamed for violence"
(Yes I did steal this from Tracy Marrow [Ice T]).

My hockey mom can beat up your soccer mom.

Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad. Americans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad. Brits: Can't possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad. Aussies: Believe you should look out for your mates. Brits: Believe that you should look out for those people who belong to your club. Americans: Believe that people should look out for & take care of themselves. Canadians: Believe that that's the government's job. Aussies: Are extremely patriotic to their beer. Americans: Are flag-waving, anthem-singing, and obsessively patriotic to the point of blindness. Canadians: Can't agree on the words to their anthem, when they can be bothered to sing them. Brits: Do not sing at all but prefer a large brass band to perform the anthem. Americans: Spend most of their lives glued to the idiot box. Canadians: Don't, but only because they can't get more American channels. Brits: Pay more...

If Red Bull gives you wings, why don't Mexicans use it to get over the fence?

Boston University earned the top seed in the NCAA hockey tournament. Fans celebrated by chanting that the Yankees suck.

The Boston Bruins will be playing the Philadelphia Flyers in Fenway Park on New Year's Day, marking the first NHL game in history where the fans will chant
"Yankees suck!!"

Yo Mama is like a hockey puck everyone gets a whack!