Honestly Jokes

You honestly think that women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures.

Q. Whats a mans idea of honestly in a relationship? A. Telling you his real name.

Two old men in a retirement village were sitting in the reading room and one said to the other,' 'How do you really feel? I mean, you're 75 years old, how do you honestly feel?''
''Honestly, I feel like a new born baby. I've got no hair, no teeth, and I just peed myself.''

Jack and George, both residing in a home for seniors, were playing cards and chatting.
"How do you feel, George?" Jack asked. "I mean, you are going to be 80 next week, so how do you honestly feel?"
"Honestly, Jack," George replied, "I feel like a newborn baby. I have no hair, no teeth, and I just wet myself."

Q. What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship? A. Telling you his real name.