Hooker Jokes / Recent Jokes
I`m not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.
This is why it's just easier to do the babysitter.
What`s a pirate`s favorite companion? Hooker.
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, "Say, wanna have a good time? We do things in a big way down here in Texas." "Sure," he says and they were off to the nearest motel. She takes off her clothes and he keeps staring at her. She says, "Is this the first pussy you seen since you crawled out of one?" The guy says, "No, just the first one I've seen big enough to crawl back into."
John Mark Karr Free Due to Loophole in Law
More importantly, there still seems to be no law that prohibits parents from dressing their 6 year old daughter like a whore, and parading them around pageants in front of old men while living at a residence that has 38 known registered sex offenders within a Two mile radius.
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker, and he says, "How much?"She says, "Twenty bucks."He says, "All right."They climb down under the boardwalk, and he bangs her. The next night, heruns into the same hooker, they go under the boardwalk, only this time while he's banging her, she blasts two incredible farts. When they get done, he hands her twenty-FIVE dollars.She says, "What the extra five?"He says, "That's for blowing the sand off my balls."
Three men go into a whore house. The first one goes up to a hooker and says "What can I get for $100?" The hooker motions for him to follow her into a room. For the next half hour the other two men hear a fair amount of "Ooohing" and "Ahhing"... When he comes out, the men ask what she did to him. He tells them that she put chocolate ice cream on his dick and sucked it off. The second man pays $1000 and goes in the room with the hooker. He comes out half an hour later and tells the other two men that she put chocolate ice cream, caramel, and whooped cream on it and sucked it off. So the third man goes in with $10, 000. The men hear sounds from the room. Moaning and groaning and then they hear a loud yell coming from the man. He comes out holding onto his crotch and says in agony, "She put on ice cream and syrup and whooped cream and a cherry on top. It looked so good I decided to have a bite myself!"